Well there you go, just when you had resigned yourself to not turning the heating off or painting the toenails, along comes summer.
What? You paint your toenails all year round. What madness is this?
And because it was hot, we had lollies.
If I'm going to get something, I usually get it in spades - luck (both kinds), children, clutter, dirty laundry, bright ideas, daft ideas...