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Middle-age: the nightmare no one warned me about

December 1, 2014 By Ellen

My legs were tangled in the sheets – I couldn’t run. And a weight pressed my chest keeping me pinned down. 

I needed to get out away. 

But the scream choked off in my throat as slowly the dream cleared and I realised I was trapped by an affectionate nocturnal visit from Boy Three, who was snoring obliviously.

I gasped. The inky horrors of my nightmare receded when I focused on the glowing numerals of the clock and my heart beat slowed. But the fear lingered like a fishy smell. 

What had prompted such a dreadful wakening this time?

I’m sure I’m not alone in having an varied and alarming range of anxiety nightmares – I can’t find the kids, I can’t remember what the kids look like, the car won’t go, the car won’t start, they find me out, they find me out and let me make a huge fool of myself, they don’t find me out but I let the cat out of the bag anyway, and so on. 

Last night’s was special though. I call it Nightmare on Immac Street. 

First I think I’m doing great – speaking in public, making sense and not tripping over. Then I realise that all the time they were looking I had hundreds of thick, black hairs all over my face. 

You know the kind – the ones that seem to appear overnight at an inch long and you wonder why no one said. 

Only this time, they’re everywhere, I’m trapped in a room with no private place, no mirror and no tweezers. 

People are looking at me and nodding, only I know they’re staring at my chin and its bristles. I can feel the whiskers pushing through my skin towards the transfixed crowd… They can’t stop staring and I can’t escape… 

And I wake – not daring to touch my face to see if it was true or not. 

Hair-raising pic: Hidden Eloise 




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