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My 12 Questions of Christmas

December 19, 2018 By Ellen Leave a Comment

This year I’m actually fairly jolly. Ho ho ho and all that, but some things are baffling me:

  • Who said we have to get all our shopping done by the first weekend in December? 
  • Why is a dressing gown and a tea towel the accepted costume for nativity plays? 
  • When are all these parties we are supposed to need little black dresses for? 
  • And where are my invitations? 
  • Who cares that most of the Christmas telly is repeats?
  • Why are the Christmas adverts even a thing worth talking about? 
  • Why do we feel guilty if we aren’t rushing about in a festive flap? 
  • When did we decide it was a good idea to buy (and wear once) a horrible jumper just because it’s Christmas? 
  • Why don’t battery operated toys have, by law, to come with batteries? 
  • Why would you buy a Christmas present for your pet? 
  • Eggnog – why would you? 
  • And finally why is it so hot in the shops?

 

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