Cinderella – The Sequel
Was that the Amazon guy again?
More shoes? The box is from GlassSlippers.com – again.
Cinders, you can’t keep buying more. There’s nowhere to put them.
We haven’t danced for years since the ball room filled with footwear.
It has to stop.
Your godmother won’t help after she enchanted the planning department to get permission for the castle’s extra shoe storage wing.
You have a problem: Just because new shoes changed your life once, it won’t happen again.
How do you think it makes me feel?
I’ll call that therapist – the one who helped Hansel and Gretel with their abandonment issues.