The thing about men
Women always say
Men:
Never load the dishwasher properly
Always think about sex
Never multitask
Always forget important dates
Never cry
Always laugh at farts
Never notice how you look
Always put work first
Never treat you like a princess
Always look at other women like that
Never surprise you with grand gestures
Always get things wrong when they try to impress
Never help
Always make a mess when they help
Never ask for directions
Always like to be strong
Never buy you flowers
Always watch sport
Never notice your hard work
Women never find the men of their dreams
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