Not looking left or right and not listening. Naah naah naah can’t hear you.
Stop asking if I’m all ready for Christmas – I’m not.
Stop sending me emails, letters and catalogues telling me what I absolutely can’t do without this festive season – I can.
Stop telling me how many shopping days there are left – I can count.
Above all, stop it with creating the panic.
It’s only November and there’s plenty of time to organise one big meal and a couple of small ones, presents for half a dozen people, a bit of a glittery makeover and a Christmas tree. How hard can it be?