This week’s daft questions and it’s only Tuesday

This week I have been asked some special questions. Really special. 


In no particular order: 


Please can I have an iPad for my birthday? (Boy Two)


Can I have a subscription to a cake icing and sugarcraft partwork? (Boy One – talking about cake icing is a current obsession)


Did you know that when you get to puberty you get cheese stuff under your foreskin? (Boy One)


Are you working this week? (Panther of News)


What is the make and model of your router? (Seven different men from Talk Talk)


What is it like to have your period? (Boy One)


Can I have a lolly? (Boy Three)


Where is my ….. insert item? (Everyone)


What will you do with my room when I leave home? (Boy One who is only 12)


Is it my birthday? (Boy Three, after presenting me with a mother’s day card, saying “it’s for balentines” and singing happy birthday)



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