Today was my regular (ish) trip to the hairdresser.
I came away with a haircut and some questions:
How can there possibly so many different (expensive) substances to glue your hair?
How can something be both blow dried and finger dried?
Why is the music so loud?
Why do you insist in painting bits of my ears black?
What makes you think I want my head massaged?
Why, even when you’ve had a good ‘do’, does your hair look weird until you’ve done it yourself?
Why must so many hairdressers wear so few clothes?
What’s with the cling flim?
And, really, why is the music so loud?