There are times when I think it would be lovely to work in an environment where people don’t Blu Tack caterpillars to the top of your computer screen when you aren’t looking.
If I'm going to get something, I usually get it in spades - luck (both kinds), children, clutter, dirty laundry, bright ideas, daft ideas...
Better than snotty tissues and empty crisp packets on your desk…
I have some of them, but I put them there!