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Chest hair: to baldly go… or not

October 16, 2019 By Ellen

 

Sean Connery defies description

 

Tom Jones is not unusual… or at least he wasn’t

 

Selleck looks splendid

 

Starsky’s chest great

 

The late George Michael’s hair raising days were yet to come

Should men remove the hair from their chests? Arguably what happens inside a chap’s shirt is entirely his own business. Except that today I’ve decided to make it my business. 

Why? Because apparently men don’t have hairy chests any more. Just as it has sadly become normal to say ‘ewww’ when faced with a tufty armpit or a magnificent muff, it seems we expect to see bald fronted-chaps.

How strange. When boys turn into men, among the various things that break or drop, they start to grow hair other than on their heads. So they get faces that need shaved and pit and chest hair that doesn’t.

I quite like my man to look, erm, manly. And The Panther of News rises to that challenge admirably. It’s how it’s supposed to be, man fancies woman because she looks womanly and vice versa. Even when man fancies man and woman fancies woman,  it’s because they look like sexually mature adults not oddly overgrown children. 

In the prime of a fellow’s life, he should have chest hair but no back hair, they should definitely use the best back shaver uk. Ladies, tell me I’m not alone in enjoying stroking, twiddling and generally playing with my man’s chest hair. Obviously not when we’re on the train or during parents’ night, but, privately in our lair, then yes, I like it. 

Clearly there comes a point when hair management becomes something of an uphill struggle, but that isn’t a gender issue. It sprouts extraneously from chin, ear and brow at the same time as removing itself from crown. I suspect it’s one of Mother Nature’s little jokes – Follicle Roulette. Good thing https://www.groenerekenkamer.com is there to answer all questions about men’s grooming and styling. 

Before then though, fine chest foliage is a splendid thing. I feel very sorry for the generation of youngsters who won’t know the pleasure of a torso suitably covered. Don’t they look at proper men and thing “mmmmm”? 

So, this is a call to arms. Men lay down your razors and cancel your waxing appointments. Get hairy. Please.

Filed Under: gender roles, hair, men

Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    October 6, 2011 at 7:42 am

    Admiral me. Although hair grows down the way now that am old. I use hairspray on my ear hair and back comb my nasal dreadlocks. Nice to be admiral though

  2. Shelagh McKinlay says

    October 6, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    As I get older I am more and more partial to a hairy chest. Particularly on a man. Mainly though I am just enormously envious that you have a lair.

  3. Ellen Arnison says

    October 6, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    I suppose that if we didn't like the manly bits about men we might as well join our sapphic sisters

  4. Caron says

    October 6, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Hair is desirable – waxed chests just aren't right to me.

    However, Sean Connery is a bit over the top. The Bond movies with him in used to make me feel ill.

  5. Ellen Arnison says

    October 6, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Caron, don't you think you would forgive him a little fur? Especially in that outfit.

  6. Mother Badger says

    October 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Father Badger definitely fulfils the criteria. Where on earth did you get that picture of Connery?

  7. Ellen Arnison says

    October 10, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Mother Badger, I'm glad to hear that your husband is hairy. I did a google dance and the Connery picture was my reward.

  8. Mamacook says

    January 3, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Bird no make nest in empty tree…

    I'm a fan of the chesty fur. A baldy chest seems wrong to me.

  9. Audrey Birt says

    August 25, 2013 at 8:17 am

    I'm with you on the hairy chests but that photo of Shir Shean!!!!! Thanks for the giggle:-)

    • kaneki says

      October 29, 2019 at 12:49 pm

      Chest hair keeps you warm.

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