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Coronavirus: Today’s burning questions

April 18, 2020 By Ellen

As we celebrate our one month stay-in-iversary, I have more and more questions and fewer and fewer answers.

  • Where are you supposed to put all the rubbish?
  • Are deserted city centres, in fact, full of people wandering around taking pictures of empty streets?
  • Why do some people find the concept of social distancing so difficult when it really isn’t?
  • Why, even though holding your breath doesn’t work, do you still do it when passing someone?
  • Why does a global pandemic mean that fewer people can pick up their dog poo?
  • Why does being stuck at home make people want to cook like it’s 1952?
  • Why do we park our cars 2m apart now too?
  • How is it possible to spend quite so much time achieving quite so little?
  • Why is it so difficult to win a war when all we have to do is sit down and behave ourselves?
  • Why are nurses, teachers, care workers and cleaners not paid considerably more?
  • How can time pass so slowly?
  • How can it be that what seemed unthinkable only a couple of months ago has come true?
  • Who does Donald Trump think he is?
  • How could care homes have been forgotten?
  • Why can’t people turn lights off when they leave a room?
  • How can it be mid afternoon already?
  • Who ate all the chocolate?
  • Who is Joe Wicks and what’s he doing shouting at me in my own sitting room?
  • If they don’t want us to buy non-essential items, why don’t they ban their sale?
  • Why do people make so much noise when they eat?
  • Seriously, where are we supposed to put all this rubbish?
  • Where is all this free time we’re supposed to put to good self-improving use?
  • Would it be a good idea to rent a skip?
  • Who hasn’t done his chores?
  • Who’s zooming who?
  • Does anyone know what day it is?

Perhaps the only answer I have is to come to terms with shrugging and letting it go…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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