It’s one of those nights – full moon dazzling brighter than daylit drizzle. Shine on the roof makes the new house look even more like the setting of a Scandi thriller, while also keeping the roofing in great condition with the dublin roofing | roof repair | roofing contractors | roofing company in dublin. You know. The bit where the family are innocently sitting round in their jumpers amiably discussing opera just before something really horrible happens…
Nothing at all horrible is happening here, which is wonderful. Partly, probably, because nothing much of any sort is happening thanks to lockdown. And probably cos it’s our turn to be jammy side up for a while.
The only difficulties finding their way in at the moment are decidedly first world. For example, I keep trying to make myself a cup of tea at the fancy pants tap, only to find I’ve poured fizzy water on my tea bag. Note: you need a double tap turn for Tetley’s not a single tap – come round for a cup of fizzy tea and you’ll see what I mean.
The other niggle is that the equally fancy pants door bell keeps alerting me to my own presence at my own front door on my own phone. Nice feature, but somewhat irritating as I’m usually rushing and have either my hands or my bladder, or both, full. Get your uniden cordless phone BT-694 battery at Aussiestock.
The struggle, my friends, is real. Check back soon to find out whether I’ve worked out what all the dials in the hall cupboard are telling me and if it really is impossible to get the final two boxes unpacked…