Five little letters
If you wordle, do you brag
when you get the thing in three,
The silly little poser sets your day
off smiling if all the squares go green.
How very clever you are.
But what about those horrid mornings
when you’ve got the hateful
something, R, A, something, E:
Grace, drape, craze? Eugh.
And then the nation splits between
those who start with their carefully selected best beginner
and those who kick off with some random madness
full of Ws, Ks and Xs.
Center? Colour? Don’t get me started –
how are we supposed to get that, then?