Hyperbole
The worst thing ever is:
- yawning upstairs to find you didn’t put the sheets back on
- paper cuts
- the last loo roll square
- misplaced apostrophe’s
- bass beats leaking from headphones
- calls about your recent traffic accident
- steaming coffee, stale milk
- realising you clicked ‘reply all’ just when it’s too late…
- and that your mic wasn’t muted
- the sound of a dog vomiting
- picking in the slowest queue
- forgetting who that familar person is
- poo under your shoe
- red wine, a white shirt and no way to change
- hot water running, mid shampoo
- passing lorry puddle splashing
- two-factor authentication
- bullet lists
