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Action man – 100 words

April 22, 2023 By Ellen

Action man

Adverts, before the main feature

eagle eyed: on the lookout for action

with posable physique and fists

ready for a gun and the controls

of his helicopter or tank

an impressive display of military muscle

with uniforms to match –

and that was when it happened:

‘made in China’ on the spine

and plastic pecs, six pack,

but nappy-smooth below the waist

and he didn’t seem quite so tough:

with posability came the inability to

stand to attention ungripped from

a matching accessory army and,

furthermore, he couldn’t put on new khakis

without stuffing his clawhand

into a tiny plastic cup

(Written in response to a writing prompt about an object from childhood) 

Filed Under: 365, 365 photos, other things I have learned, review Tagged With: 100 words, 2023 challenge, action man

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