Criminate
Gender pay gap – maternity leave, child care, leaves office on the dot
Gender sleep gap – gestational hip pain, night feeds, unruly concerns
Gender glee gap – don’t wake baby, it’s a school night, mental load
Gender dream gap – not this promotion, don’t be selfish, after they’ve left
Gender love gap – don’t be a tease, don’t be a killjoy, it’s not you (but it is)
Gender fun gap – what’s for tea? Where’s my shirt? Did you book tickets?
Gender joy gap – only joking, it’s not funny, such a bitch
Gender comfort gap – look good for the boys, snap back to shape, anti-aging
