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Things women are supposed to like but don’t really

March 9, 2017 By Ellen

My son – I’ll bet you don’t give a hoot Years ago I had a boyfriend whose mother used to feed me ice cream, gallons of it. I learned to greet each huge bowl of vanilla with convincing enthusiasm as I slurped it down. I can’t remember where it started, but she believed I adored […]

Filed Under: 50 Shades of Gray, Brad Pitt, children, ice cream, kittens, men, other things I have learned, puppies, women Tagged With: children, cup cakes, feminism, humour, ice cream, Review, vagina, women

50 Shades of… put it away love, it’s not big or clever

February 12, 2015 By Ellen

It’s inescapable, isn’t it? The grunting, lunging, lashing and lip biting everywhere. Yuk.Mr Grey will see you now. Whatever. Lots of unappetising double entendres and pictures of improbably perfect people looking intense, moody and bloody uncomfortable. Might account for the mood though. In case you hadn’t noticed 50 Shades of Grey the movie is out. And it’s […]

Filed Under: 50 Shades of Gray, cable ties, EL James, fantasy, film, vanilla

5/365 Can you imagine a worse party game?

January 5, 2013 By Ellen

Your eyes do not deceive you, this is the Fifty Shades of Grey Party Game. On sale in Waterstones.I picked it up to start to read the blurb but felt so soiled and shabby I had to put it down again quick sharp. I know I don’t go to many parties these days, but I can’t […]

Filed Under: 365, 365 photos, 50 Shades of Gray, Fifty Shades of Grey, party games, surprise party, Waterstones

Why would you take a cucumber to work?

August 19, 2012 By Ellen

Way back at the start of the summer I was in Penrith with my mother and my kids and I saw something I’m still puzzling over. In fact, I can’t get it out of my head. There we were all set for an outing to Carlisle with Super Gran when Boy One announced he’d forgotten his […]

Filed Under: 50 Shades of Gray, Carlisle, cucumber, Penrith, puzzle., Roald Dahl, Tully House

Why 50 Shades Of Gray could never be true…

July 11, 2012 By Ellen

knot very good – 50 shades I’ve done it, I’ve joined the ranks of 50 Shades of Gray survivors. Oh my.  Clearly most self-respecting real woman would run as fast as they could away from Mr G if they found themselves in feckless Ms Steele’s borrowed shoes. However, if they had somehow chosen to ignore the […]

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