Dame with vast bosoms and lots of innuendo: check.Dashing hero: check.Dim but lovable sidekick: check. Heroine in peril: check. Scary baddie: check.Cow: check. Terrible jokes (but in a good way): check.Local references: Check.Soppy songs: check.Toe tapping songs: check. Corny jokes: check. Happy ending: checkJack and the Beanstalk at Greenock’s new Beacon Arts Centre has everything a good pantomime requires – […]