We had a lovely outing today with Boy Three to Finlaystone. He spent the whole time hurtling about issuing orders and shooting people. “Hurry up. Spread out. Take cover.” The only people to follow his commands were the Panther and I. The Panther was also armed, until he fell over his gun and broke it. […]
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Michelle Mone, please remember you’re the adult in this
She hasn’t got a point In the paper today, the ubiquitous Ms Mone is moaning about having to hand her kids over to their dad for the holidays. It’s, according to The Scottish Sun and her Twitter account, “the hardest things she’s ever done”. Made worse, apparently, by the fact that her ex is with […]