What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart Why don’t monsters eat clowns? Because they taste funny What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot What kind of crows stick together? Vel-crows Are you groaning yet? Yup – me too. These are just some of the gags that fill the pages of […]
Michelle Mone, please remember you’re the adult in this
She hasn’t got a point In the paper today, the ubiquitous Ms Mone is moaning about having to hand her kids over to their dad for the holidays. It’s, according to The Scottish Sun and her Twitter account, “the hardest things she’s ever done”. Made worse, apparently, by the fact that her ex is with […]
FFS, this is not a matter for LMFAO
Cursing Stone, Carlisle Ten-year-old son has just proudly announced he has downloaded a new album. Oh yes? It’s by LMFAO. LMFAO? He flatly denied any understanding of what it might stand for. The band claim it is Loving My Friends And Others. Yeah right. And that song was about John Lennon’s son’s nursery friend. I […]
Family holidays – at large without a capsule wardrobe
Pan-icking about our holiday Was a time when my holiday packing might have resembled something from a magazine. You know – the top that goes from beach to bar and you tart it up by knotting your sarong in a different way and using your sunglasses as a necklace, or something. Once, in 45 years have […]
Bogie-gate: How can I extract a confession?
Donuts that did, indeed, turn out like Ms Craddock’s The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play.So we sat in the house All that cold, cold wet day.But instead of Dr Seuss’s deranged feline something else presented itself to fill a soggy Saturday. A crime had been committed at the Palace of Bundance and […]