Snow joke being stuck at home because of the snow, but here’s what we learned. Attempts to climb a Christmas tree will be unsuccessful. Oddly though, if your tree was decorated by children, it won’t look much worse for its experience. If you put enough clothes on the baby to keep him warm, he can’t […]
Humbugs at 50 paces
Things I learned from my children today
It’s good when a plan comes together. It was Christmas Day and the family had gathered. The dining table was groaning with unopened gifts and Granny was wanting them dished out so the table could be prepared for the feast.Suddenly the Panther of News asked: “Where’s Boy One?”“Never mind, let’s open the prezzies anyway.”“We’d best […]
Merry Christmas
Phew, nearly there. Almost time to get into the festive family huddle and pull the drawbridge up secure in the knowledge that there are enough toys, batteries, booze and food to keep us going for weeks. I’m surprising myself by how jolly I feel about this Yuletide malarkey and how much I’m looking forward to […]