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Fund-raising ideas for teenagers

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Boy Two has earned himself a place on a trip to Malaysia in 2019 with the Scouts. It’s a great opportunity to have an adventure, meet new people and enjoy some memorable escapades. I’m delighted for him. The only thing is that he has to raise the cost of getting himself there – no mean […]

A Belfast weekend in pictures

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  I love staying in hotels because someone else clears up while your own house doesn’t get any dirtier. Everyone else loves them for the surprise cake. The Europa was fab – even posting us the clothes one of the boys left behind.   You can just see the H&W gantry cranes over Boy Two’s shoulder. […]

Things you don’t need for a happy Christmas

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Undeniably, inexorably Christmas is coming. I can almost smell the turkey and mince pies. Jingle jingle. This year I have decided I’m going to be jolly from the outset. I’ll be so flipping festive you’ll couldn’t pick me out of a lineup of Santa’s elves. But first I’ve got to get one or two tiny, […]

The best way to get rid of annoying cold calls

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Hello. Boy Three meets my new fish-eye lens “Hello”   “Miss Arnison, Miss Ellen Arnison.”   “Yes?”   “Ellen. That’s my mother’s name too. Ha ha ha.”   “Oh.”   “Yes. I’m garble garble splurt from hurfle mumble UK.”   “Who?”   Louder “Garble garble splurt from hurfle mumble UK. I’m doing a short household […]

What do you say to a child about heaven?

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An old post, but worth another outing… “What does heaven look like?” asked Boy Three from the back seat of the car after he finished stuffing his face with the day’s nursery baking. He’s supposed to take it home for after supper but it rarely makes it as far as the main road.  “Erm,” I […]