It’s possible to love your children very much but still be very unhappy and uncomfortable with their behavior. It feels very, very strange to have someone vomit on your back. It doesn’t matter how much of a grumpy old humbug I am, Christmas is still the most exciting time of year for children.
Things I learned from my children today #7
“The good thing about school is you never get bored.”“But you said it was boring.”“It is super boring, but you never get bored.” The most amusing things when you are six months old are watching raindrops on the puddles (handy that one) and playing with crisp packets (unopened). Anabel Karmel’s readymade shepherd’s pie is horrible. […]
Things I learned from my children today #6
Hair the exact colour of baked bean sauce is very attractive. Really, that’s the colour it is. We compared it in natural light. The bumbo doesn’t always hold the chunky legs of someone determined to get that thing over there to the side, not, of course, the thing within arm’s reach at the front. The […]
things I learned from my children today #5
Following conversations about the grolar bear (grizzly polar hybrid), it’s impossible to explain why you couldn’t get a mouse human hybrid without getting into areas of discussion you really didn’t want to. The food answer is now “whatever you’re having”. Chips and pears anyone? The black shorts will really, really not do for football even […]
Things I learned from my children today
I’ve learned that Venice is made up of 118 islands. “That’s 118 the same as in the advert, mummy.” I’ve learned that a PSP is nothing like any of the other games machines we already own. It’s the only one you can play LittleBigPlanet on apparently. I’ve learned that there’s nothing wrong at all in […]