Halloween

The real horrors of Halloween

October 16, 2019 By Ellen

It’s become traditional that I rant about Christmas starting too soon – which it does – but have you noticed how Hallowe’en is doing the same. There’s a house along the road with a pumpkin on the step already – almost a fortnight too early. How ripe is that going to be by the big […]

303/365 you won’t like me when I’m angry

October 30, 2013 By Ellen

Boy Two ready for the Scouts Halloween party. Posted with Blogsy

302/365 the fright stuff

October 29, 2013 By Ellen

Tonight Boy Three snuggled up in bed with his two new best pals – Jack and Peter the pumpkins. The instruction from nursery about his Halloween party said scary things are not allowed. I don’t think we’ve got anything to worry about, do you? Posted with Blogsy

Halloween post: a bad day in the land of cars

October 29, 2012 By Ellen

Whooooo. Yup it’s the time when front halls up and down the landfill with the smell of slowly decaying pumpkin and the annual sweetie circulation begins. Are you scared yet? To help get us in the mood Asda asked if we’d like to take part in their Spooky Scribes Challenge and sent us a […]

Review: Monkeyfarts by David Borgenicht

October 16, 2012 By Ellen

What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart Why don’t monsters eat clowns? Because they taste funny What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot What kind of crows stick together? Vel-crows Are you groaning yet? Yup – me too. These are just some of the gags that fill the pages of […]