I have a confession to make… I have been a total bitch to a seven year old child, and not even one of my own kids. This child lives in our street. A couple of years ago she had something of a crush on an entirely disinterested Boy Two. She would stand, four-square, arms-crossed in […]
Spring is sprung the grass is… full of poo again
Summer is around the corner and the reason I know this is the Panther of News and I have already made the opening moves in the it’s-not-my-turn-to-mow-the-lawn game. I wandered the estate this morning to survey the crops and weigh up the failed horticultural projects of 2010. OK, I opened the French windows and looked […]
Inner children come out to play in the snow only not in a good way
Other things I’ve learned. They say that snow brings out the inner child, well that was certainly true in our street today. Where we live there’s generally plenty of space for everyone. The street was built before developers realised that if you rationed parking spots then you could wedge another house in. So, normally, we […]