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Shitty-gritty: The bottom line on parenting

November 21, 2016 By Ellen

I wrote this a couple of years ago and, mercifully, it’s not so much a part of everyday life. Though it can, erm, bob up occasionally. However, I thought it worth another airing if for no other reason than to reassure those of you with crap under your nails that it does get better. Poo […]

Filed Under: advice, parenting, poo

Things I’ve learned but wish I hadn’t

November 13, 2012 By Ellen

Boys about to discover that it’s really cold in there This week I made the rather surprising discovery that poo doesn’t melt or dissolve when washed at 90 degrees on a cotton wash. No. It tucks itself into the rubber seal and waits to pounce. This moment of domestic education led me to consider the other […]

Filed Under: funny, holiday, other things I have learned, parenting, poo, Things I've learned from my children., vomit

Extreme parenting – motherhood doesn’t get much tougher than this

October 30, 2012 By Ellen

Children: It’s downhill from here If I could be bothered with video it would show my shiny face shouting into the camera and lots of zoomy, angled shots to try to create excitement where there is none. But I can’t, so tough. I thought I might share my current parenting challenges and some possible solutions. […]

Filed Under: children, funny, humour, nappies, naughty step, parenthood, parenting, poo, Things I've learned from my children., toilet training

You know you’re a blogger when…

May 18, 2012 By Ellen

…you consider writing about poo because you know it’ll be popular.  You know you’re a blogger when you reach for the camera first  There I was with a saggy Friday night brain considering what I might like to round the week off with. Something on what I’ve been doing? No, no one cares. A discussion […]

Filed Under: blog, blogger, blogging, nappy, parenting classes, poo, potty training, readysteadyblog, twitter

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