The inability to do two things at once starts early. It’s impossible to watch a Dr Who sonic screwdriver battle and drink your milk. My children don’t have much concept of stranger danger. The newspaper I sometimes put in an appearance as a subeditor held what passes for a Christmas night out in these streightened […]
Things I learned from my children today #16
Sometimes the simple things are enough. Boy One wants cardboard boxes for Christmas. Why? In order to make empires for the Bakugan he anticipates getting. The funniest thing in the world is the Panther of News singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was pretty funny actually. Children don’t know as much as they think they […]
Things I learned from my children today #15
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Things I learned from my children today #13
It’s a conspiracy. Boy Three is away, by all accounts, charming most of West Yorkshire. So, theoretically, that means a couple of nights of unbroken sleep. However, the first night Boy Two was all hot and sore from his swine flu vaccination when he clambered into bed beside me. Luckily he’s “good as new” and […]