A beach volleyball arse (BrazilWomen’sBeach via flickr) Before the giant Voldemorts and Beckham going all 007, London 2012 had a fairly inauspicious start. Women’s football kicked things off in front of, well, hardly anyone.The Panther of News cast his discerning eye over them and said: “Just look at them. I’m 45 and I could beat that […]