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School shoes: Things I learned from being in charge of a centipede*

February 14, 2016 By Ellen

School shoes. Flipping hate them – hated them when they were on my feet and I hate them even more now I have to pay for them. I know they’re necessary. Children need something to put on their feet, after all. And uniform is a good idea. Black, everywhere. Like my mood as we sit […]

Filed Under: boys, review Tagged With: boys, children, family, in my life, School, Something happened in my life

Fun and Simple Ways to Pamper Yourself

February 14, 2016 By Ellen

  We all deserve to be pampered occasionally; every now and then we need some time to ourselves so we can recharge our batteries and start to feel like ourselves again. If you’re feeling a bit burned out after the stresses and excesses of Christmas and New Year, then it’s time to start looking for […]

Filed Under: gift, Uncategorized Tagged With: advice, Review, self care

Why would you want to turn back time?

January 30, 2016 By Ellen

wrinkled apple

We’re used to outlandish claims from the beauty industry, and of them making up problems and products to fix them. So many cosmetics companies (or, at least, their marketing chaps) like to suggest that their overpriced unguents will turn back time. Time travel, if you will, to younger days. Like a Tardis, I suppose, in […]

Filed Under: other things I have learned, Uncategorized Tagged With: ageing, aging, beauty, Cher, humour, Sexism, Something happened in my life, something happened in my world, time

Matcha of the day – the perils of trendy porridge

January 29, 2016 By Ellen

matcha tea

I’m doing a bit more commuting these days – to Edinburgh twice a week, since you ask. The plan is to use all that lovely sitting down, wified time to get writing. I’ve even bought a fold-up keyboard to use with my iPad. So I’m ready, really ready. No excuses. And… Not gazing through the […]

Filed Under: other things I have learned Tagged With: breakfast, Glasgow, humour, matcha, My Life, phlegm, porridge, Something happened in my life, something happened in my world, working

Show me the Monets

January 5, 2016 By Ellen

The shame… “Oh no, madam. The Monets are at Kelvingrove, we’ve got Manets, and Degas and lots of other stuff. But if it’s Monets you want, you’ll need to go elsewhere,” the lady with the badge at the Burrell Collection said gently. But her kindness didn’t soften it, Boy Three’s face fell. We were crushed. […]

Filed Under: boys, family, other things I have learned, things I learned from my children today Tagged With: art, boys, Burrell Collection, children, Christmas, education, family, Glasgow, holiday, Kelvingrove, Manet, Monet, My Life, parenting, Something happened in my life

The life-changing power of a good flask

January 5, 2016 By Ellen

One year my dad gave me a lovely shiny Thermos for Christmas. It wasn’t very big and it was my first grown-up vacuum flash. It re-launched an interest in hillwalking as, inspired by visions of hot ‘proper’ Feliz Coffee to warm a Munro top, I joined a hillwalking group. Obviously, a hot beverage on a […]

Filed Under: review Tagged With: flask, Review, soup, Thermos, winter

Christmas reflections: the empty grotto

December 20, 2015 By Ellen

It suddenly struck me yesterday. In Sainsbury’s in Braehead, since you ask. The Thing that had been worrying me this Christmas, and probably many previous ones too. I was in browsing the bog roll as Boy One was at the Saturday Sweep – the regular have-a-go curling session. It’s a new venture (curling not toilet […]

Filed Under: boys, things I learned from my children today Tagged With: Asperger's, Autism, boys, Christmas, curling, family, Glasgow, in the world, Something happened in my life

Another weight loss scheme: Don’t judge me

December 20, 2015 By Ellen

And so. Boy Three is six. Has been for a while. Any notion that this. THIS. Can be blamed on baby weight is must be rejected. It’s all my own work. The scales tell me that I weigh 80. I don’t know what this means as I have set them to a measurement I don’t […]

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