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50 Shades of… put it away love, it’s not big or clever

February 12, 2015 By Ellen

It’s inescapable, isn’t it? The grunting, lunging, lashing and lip biting everywhere. Yuk.Mr Grey will see you now. Whatever. Lots of unappetising double entendres and pictures of improbably perfect people looking intense, moody and bloody uncomfortable. Might account for the mood though. In case you hadn’t noticed 50 Shades of Grey the movie is out. And it’s […]

Filed Under: 50 Shades of Gray, cable ties, EL James, fantasy, film, vanilla

Romance as a new parent: Or don’t bring me flowers, the kids would only knock them over.

February 12, 2015 By Ellen

I wrote this a couple of Valentine’s ago, but it still applies, or some bits of it do.    The shops are full of pink stuff, restaurants are already booked solid and florists are raising their prices by the minute. It’s nearly Valentine’s Day and the pressure is on to make a romantic gesture that […]

Filed Under: house cleaning, parenthood, romance, sex, Valentine's Day

Book review – Paris Kiss by Maggie Ritchie

February 5, 2015 By Ellen

There’s ever such a slight downward plunge in the spirits when I learn that a friend has got a publishing deal. Mostly it’s nothing more than garden variety envy. Green-eyed jealousy that they’ve done it and I haven’t got my act together/the talent. Ho hum. There’s also that extra weight to the sinking that comes from the […]

Filed Under: art, author, book, Camille Claudel, friend, Jessie Lipscomb, love, Maggie Ritchie, Rodin. Paris Kiss. Tagged With: My Life, Review, The World

School dinners: not so nasty now…

January 5, 2015 By Ellen

I’ve got a theory. (OK, several)I think that school dinners are something we love to hate, that we’re conditioned to grumble about. Like the weather, the end of the holidays, children and housework. All of which (apart from housework) have much going for them if you think about it hard enough. It’s a British thing. I’m […]

Filed Under: custard, food, meals, memory, nutritious, school dinners, school lunch, school meals, Scotland Tagged With: family, in the world, School

The iPhone can tell your family where your careers will lie

January 5, 2015 By Ellen

In this country, it’s probably fair to say we have a bit if an obsession with “real work”. And by this we’re talking about real physical work in primary industries such as mining and farming etc., and secondary industries including all types of manufacturing. This may be down to our industrial history when Great Britain […]

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What the Glasgow bin lorry tragedy might tell us

December 22, 2014 By Ellen

Costly beyond imagining, but there must be a lesson in there. There has to be.  This morning I was feeling properly meh, my big Boys are away and the Panther of News is working this Christmas. I’m having a self-pity party with a Santa hat on it.  At lunch-time I had an appointment at a tattoo […]

Filed Under: accident, bin lorry, Christmas, city, crash, George Square, glasgow, shock, shopping, tattoo, tragedy

Any fool can be uncomfortable

December 17, 2014 By Ellen

“There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.”   That’s what my dad used to say when he thought that someone wasn’t properly kitted out for whatever activity they were embarking on. And, as someone who loved being outside walking or cycling, he had years of experience to draw on.   The point […]

Filed Under: Berghaus, cold, dad, dressing, fool, layers, rain, Scotland, waterproof, weather

Keeping your children safe online

December 17, 2014 By Ellen

It seems that our children are getting into technology younger and younger. Toddlers can use tablets, and kids seem to get on social media as soon as they reach school age, which can leave many parents feeling anxious about what their children might be doing and seeing online. That’s why it’s essential for us parents […]

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