Credo If a phrase turns up and it coils round your heart, it matters, write it down If there’s a character shouting in your head, it matters, write it down If your story is stretching the seams of your mind, it matters, write it down If you see things other people miss, it matters, write […]
How are you? – 100 words
How are you? tired and caffeinated to the point of discomfort slightly concerned by the cost-of living-crisis, but able to compartmentalise, and realise my relative good fortune simultaneously envious of people with happy relationships, and relieved to be rid of matrimonial balance sheets excited by my plans for doing something different and hoping I can […]
Going forward – 100 words
Going forward I had a meeting today It was a heads-up, a brainstorm, about collaboration – someone invited a strawman we had to take its temperature and suck it to see if we could get stakeholder buy-in, holding stakes turned out to be a white-knuckle ride, (virtually, not IRL, LOL) as the horizon scanning spotted […]
Guidance notes – 100 words
Guidance notes Too noisy: shut up Too greedy: stop asking Too rude: clean your plate Too lazy: work harder Too quick: take more care Too much into him: hold back Too impatient: wait Too emotional: suck it up Too quiet: speak out Too serious: lighten up Too stupid: give up Too fat: stop eating Too […]
A success story – 100 words
A success story First: survival celebration, for weary warriors of weaning. Second: escape without a fuss, they’re too young to know. Nursery days: nail the formula – run around, eat cake, go home – pick up at 3pm prompt. Soft play seasons: beige nuggets contrast with technicolour plastic tubes stuffed full of screaming children. Theme […]
Earth – 100 words
Rough and the smooth – 100 words
Rough and the smooth What the internet thinks I’m interested in are easy methods to remove extra hair from my limbs and other places. They won’t work: rogue hair management is a woman’s penance to be paid unless she can stand hirsute and proud – I’m a feminist, stroke my pelt. This is certainly what […]
