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Snow is cold and head teachers should run the treasury

December 3, 2010 By Ellen

Things I’ve learned from my children The coldness of snow never ceases to surprise. Shortly after this picture was taken, Boy Two complained he was cold and wet. No? School fayres are economic genius. I just paid £2 for my own wooden spoon which has painted brown and disguised as a reindeer. You can take […]

Filed Under: cold snap, housework half hour, manners, other things I have learned, snow, things I learned from my children today, Things I've learned from my children.

Vorticity and a different domestic stumbling block

November 30, 2010 By Ellen

In some ways it’s been a happy week domestically… For one, the Panther of News was off work. His notion of idle afternoons saving a virtual universe didn’t quite match the reality, but on the other hand, my vision of having my own husband-shaped Nigella/Miss Moneypenny sorting out the household Stuff wasn’t quite reality either. […]

Filed Under: housework, housework half hour, Morphy Richards, vorticity.

One boy’s disaster…

November 29, 2010 By Ellen

Things I learned from the Sky + box packing in. My mild inconvenience is someone else’s disaster.The Sky + box stopped working this week. This means there was no way to get the hundreds of channels normally available into the telly in the sitting room. There are radios in almost every room, a digibox in […]

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Blog your blues away

November 22, 2010 By Ellen

OK – here’s an idea I’ve been brewing for a while. I think you can blog yourself happy, post yourself into positivity and type away the tears. There. I said it. No, no, come back. I haven’t been overcome by the smell of Febreze and the soundtrack of YogaZone on the telly. That rustling isn’t […]

Filed Under: babies, family, good idea, Is it me?, love, things I learned from my children today

CBeebies Song Time – it’s worth the money

November 21, 2010 By Ellen

Things I’ve learned from the CBeebies Song Time albumI prefer CD 2. Boy One is a fan of CD 1 and swaps it whenever I’m not looking. But for me, you can’t beat Bob the Builder, Balamory and the Teletubbies Club Mix. I guess I’m showing my age. (Incidentally do you think parenting years are […]

Filed Under: Bob the Builder, CBeebies, Justin Fletcher, music

Kate expectations: The pop princess and the commoner queen

November 20, 2010 By Ellen

Look at this. Today’s front pages – Kate flees X Factor and Kate gets armed guard. Different Kates, but you know which is which, don’t you? One is Katie Waissel, universally loathed X Factor survivor. Famous for thinking she can sing – which she can a bit – and wanting to be a star – […]

Filed Under: Kate Middleton, Katie Waissel, newspapers, X Factor

Bogie man alert, what would you do?

November 17, 2010 By Ellen

I’m feeling a slightly uneasy wind blowing around the Palace of Bundance at the moment. I’m in something of a quandary. A couple of weeks ago a child was attacked in the village next to ours. After school this 12-year-old was forced from the pavement onto the cycletrack that runs through the area. By all […]

Filed Under: aspergers, bogie man, family, threat

Who’s been shitting in my bed? (apologies to Mrs Bear and her family)

November 15, 2010 By Ellen

A long time ago when I was young and the possibilities were endless, I sneered (affectionately, of course) at people who got cross about dog poo. That’s because I had such an important life to live, that I didn’t imagine I could ever be deterred from my path by something as, well, ordinary as a […]

Filed Under: dog poo., garden

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