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When your macaroons all look like fannies

June 18, 2019 By Ellen

An old post, but they still look like hoohas. So there I was professionally looking at photos to see if they would be suitable for a website. This is the clipping path company I always call for editing images. As well as assessing for impact, emotional resonance and general prettiness, I was also trying to […]

Filed Under: other things I have learned Tagged With: creative writing, imagination, in the world, macaron, macaroon, My Life, things I've learned, vagina, vulva, work

Things women are supposed to like but don’t really

March 9, 2017 By Ellen

My son – I’ll bet you don’t give a hoot Years ago I had a boyfriend whose mother used to feed me ice cream, gallons of it. I learned to greet each huge bowl of vanilla with convincing enthusiasm as I slurped it down. I can’t remember where it started, but she believed I adored […]

Filed Under: 50 Shades of Gray, Brad Pitt, children, ice cream, kittens, men, other things I have learned, puppies, women Tagged With: children, cup cakes, feminism, humour, ice cream, Review, vagina, women

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