When it comes to clothes I think there are probably two kinds of people – those who dabble with a bit of variety and those who know what they like. Boy Two is of the latter variety. It’s not that he doesn’t care what he wears, on the contrary, he will not wear something that […]
Where does Kylie keep her reading glasses?
Varifocals. Var-i-focals. That’s what it’s come to, dear reader. I was at the optician this week and, um, my eyes are starting to show the deterioration typical of someone of my age. All along I was blaming the dim lighting (you know, bulbs that magic themselves from 60 to 40 watts), the dirty windows and […]
Hairdressers, you make me curl up and dye.
When I was a child I used to wonder why you paid a hairdresser when essentially you gave them your hair. They swept it up and, as far as I could fathom, kept it. My understanding of crimpery hasn’t got any better over the years. Put it this way, I can’t work out why perms […]
Woolflaps – a new fashion faux pas
I happened through Glasgow’s Central Station this week on my way to work, for once leaving the car behind because later the Panther of News was treating me to a night out at The Stand. And on my way, rushing through the Goths and pigeons, I suddenly spotted a new trend. It’s a trend inasmuch […]
Gok Wan-related heresy
I’m going to say something shocking, it’s been on my mind for a while. Here I go – Gok Wan is pants. There I’ve said it and I’m expecting an army of Gok-worshipping, shopping-obsessed harpies to be waiting for me around the next corner. What’s brought this outburst on? Well if you’ll just cease the […]