Right, here I am. I’ve put on a very fetching sensibly collared blouse in a man-made fibre and muted tone. My hair is sprayed and I’m sitting on a winged chair next to a little table and a tasteful bunch of flowers in colours that contrast nicely with my shirt. The lighting is soft and […]
I could probably rule the world if it wasn’t for this
I have a technorati rating of 415 which apparently is nearly half way to being blooming marvellous. I’ve just been followed on Twitter by Martha Stewart without following her first. And I have two contracts to sign this week. However, it doesn’t matter what I do I can’t make this go away for more than […]
Let’s improve the country starting with dog poo, burping and text rage
Chris Evans has inspired me. That’s not something you’ll hear me saying very often, in fact, I don’t believe I’ve ever said it before. He’s no Terry Wogan, but I haven’t switched Radio 2 off yet. I’m quite enjoying the sensation of not quite being able to define exactly the quality that Mr Evans lacks.This […]
Why Monday’s paper looks familiar
Newspaper rules For the most part, things that go into newspapers must be fresh, new and not seen anywhere else.There is, however, an important exception. It’s Sunday. That’s the one day of the week when that strict and sacred rule isn’t worth a half-chewed toffee. You see, on Sundays – the day when Monday’s paper […]