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Marco Pierre White’s no-stress Christmas dinner

September 19, 2013 By Ellen

Marco and I, we’re like this…

Christmas dinner is a load of hassle and that’s why we only cook it once a year. Right?

Wrong actually.

Short-fuse celeb chef Marco Pierre White shared his festive cooking tips with a bunch of bloggers (bunch? a collective noun needed here) at his shiny restaurant at Chelsea FC. And I was there too. 

He’s all about making a juicy turkey dinner without getting up early or working yourself into a lather. He made it look very easy.

Here’s what I learned:

A 10 -12lb turkey is best. Those monster birds are too big to work in a domestic oven.

Marco suggests chopping off the legs and delving inside to remove the wishbone (and spine, now I’ve read his notes). I fear this won’t be as easy as he made it look. The reason, he said, was that it makes it easier to carve and you don’t get a pocket of flesh no one can reach.

Doing it this way the turkey resembled something out of Jaws… but it worked.
 
Gravy is king. MPW reckons it’s the most important component of the meal and must be good. Thus he chops the thighs and anything else with a really big chopper. This is much more dramatic than necessary, but in a good way. Then he bungs the chopped bones into the oven with some onion and garlic to roast. Once roasted he adds water, turkey paste and cooks for ages.
The celeb chef who isn’t too posh to sieve his own gravy


Stuffing for Marco is a 50:50 Paxo sausage meat mixture. Only with a bit less water than the packet suggests.

Stuffing the smaller cavity protects the meat from cooking too quickly.

“Don’t take anything Jamie says too seriously.” To reports that JO doesn’t advocate stuffing a bird for fear of dangerously undercooked flesh. 

Don’t season the bird too much before it is cooked as it won’t penetrate the flesh. Best to season while you carve. Investing in a beautiful dinnerware set like the ones at farandaway.co also helps enhance the presentation of your meals.

Use a meat thermometer and the breast should be 66 degrees Centigrade and thighs 69. This doesn’t seem much – but apparently it’s right. 

There’s a telly chef for every taste, apparently.

Cornflour is good enough for Marco to thicken his gravy and his Christmas sprouts are frozen… therefore it’s good enough for me. 

Bloggers show enormous restraint. Not what you’d expect, but they do. Imagine, you’ve watched a chef cook a delicious meal and serve it to you with his own hands. Then what do you do? Unrestrained scoffing? No. You take a photo. Of course you do. 

It’s only cranberry sauce in the pan!

 

At last the eating begins…

There are videos of Marco talking about the perfect bird on the Lean on Turkey website and he really does make it look simple. All apart from that bit where you take the wishbone and neck out – I think I’ll need to practice before the big day. 

I was invited to Marco’s kitchen as a guest of Lean on Turkey and was compensated for my time. 


Filed Under: Christmas, cooking, food, Lean on Turkey, Marco Pierre White

Comments

  1. Kerrie McGiveron says

    September 19, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    WOW. Very VERY jealous here! Looks like you had an amazing time x 🙂

  2. Ellen Arnison says

    September 19, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    Hi Kerrie, it was brilliant.

  3. sarnison - barnton pharmacy says

    September 20, 2013 at 7:01 am

    Did you just offer to host Christmas?

  4. Ellen Arnison says

    September 20, 2013 at 8:17 am

    I was just about to say: “Family, would you like to come to mine for Christmas this year?”

  5. Anonymous says

    September 20, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Oops, I put up my comment on facebook, before I opened this to read the above!! Thanks, I'm sure we would love to be there! Mxx

  6. Nicola @41feasts says

    September 20, 2013 at 11:42 am

    Great post Ellen. I remove the carcass from inside my turkey (I leave the legs on), them stuff it with a ham, which means it maintains its shape. Its a dream to carve and the ham is beautifully moist. Removing the carcass is messy but now a Christmas Eve tradition. You have inspired me to make more of my gravy this year.

  7. Ellen Arnison says

    September 20, 2013 at 11:44 am

    I'd better have a practice run then.

  8. Ellen Arnison says

    September 20, 2013 at 11:45 am

    That sounds delicious. Is it easy to remove the carcass? MPW's gravy was simple with all the flavour from bones. He suggests begging chicken bones from the butcher if you don't have turkey ones.

  9. Mark says

    September 26, 2013 at 10:21 am

    It's really a cool and helpful piece of information. I'm glad that you just shared this helpful information with us.

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