Dame with vast bosoms and lots of innuendo: check.Dashing hero: check.Dim but lovable sidekick: check. Heroine in peril: check. Scary baddie: check.Cow: check. Terrible jokes (but in a good way): check.Local references: Check.Soppy songs: check.Toe tapping songs: check. Corny jokes: check. Happy ending: checkJack and the Beanstalk at Greenock’s new Beacon Arts Centre has everything a good pantomime requires – […]
Why shouldn’t porn stars be in panto?
Craig’s not going to the ball this year… Poor Craig Chalmers. He has just been sacked from his next job, Playing Prince Charming in patio in Dunfermline. Craig was doing ever so well. Since appearing on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Any Dream Will Do he had established himself as a talented performer. I took my kids […]