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Beach Volleyball – a few matters arising

August 1, 2012 By Ellen

A beach volleyball arse (BrazilWomen’sBeach via flickr) Before the giant Voldemorts and Beckham going all 007, London 2012 had a fairly inauspicious start. Women’s football kicked things off in front of, well, hardly anyone.The Panther of News cast his discerning eye over them and said: “Just look at them. I’m 45 and I could beat that […]

Naked rambler – cheeky hero or just a bit of a dick

July 20, 2012 By Ellen

Land’s End to prison, setting off Steven Gough is at large again.More than a decade ago the former marine had an epiphany and took his kit off. He decided that the human body is a beautiful thing and the right to wear one’s skin as nature intended should be an automatic one.His way of doing […]

Why 50 Shades Of Gray could never be true…

July 11, 2012 By Ellen

knot very good – 50 shades I’ve done it, I’ve joined the ranks of 50 Shades of Gray survivors. Oh my. Clearly most self-respecting real woman would run as fast as they could away from Mr G if they found themselves in feckless Ms Steele’s borrowed shoes. However, if they had somehow chosen to ignore the […]