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‘Tis the season for great resourcefulness or the sanitary product whiskers and other tales

December 11, 2011 By Ellen

Isn’t it wonderful, the little ones all wide-eyed at the magic of the season?Boy Three, at two and a half, is just getting his head round the idea that a fat chap in a red suit will bring presents for him. Although I’ve noticed he is considerably less keen on the notion that he has […]

Filed Under: Christmas, family, Santa, toddler

Review: How Happy Hopperz make kids hop happily

December 11, 2011 By Ellen

Happy Hopperz are like space hoppers only better. They are designed for the under threes, come in animal shapes and bright colours. We were sent a red cow for Boy Three to have a go on. Now, Boy Three is an energetic and curious individual who is better kept entertained because if he gets bored […]

Filed Under: review, toddler, toys

Sticking point

November 2, 2011 By Ellen

At the moment everything in my house is sticky. Boy Three is exploring drinking vessels. He is combining this with experiments about the properties of various liquids and courageous charting of all quarters of his home. Consequently, many of the most unexpected places are horribly adhesive. My steering wheel, the keyboard, my hair, my shoes, […]

Filed Under: in the world, me, toddler, toilet

Lightning McQueen in trouble, let’s send Fireman Sam to the rescue

October 27, 2011 By Ellen

You’d think that by the time you get to your third child you’d have some idea about that oxymoron that is toddler logic. But this weekend I got caught out again. There we were Boy Three and I in Matalan on a Sunday morning. We really know how to let it hang out at the […]

Filed Under: toddler

Noises to make a mother’s heart sink…

October 7, 2011 By Ellen

There I was sitting on the loo. When I heard it and my heart sank. I had sneaked away from the fray children to use the furthest away facility, the one in the the en suite. Of course I hadn’t shut the door, it’s the en suite. So when I heard small but heavy foot […]

Filed Under: humour, joke, parenting, tantrum, toddler

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