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Happy (ish) Mother’s Day

March 25, 2017 By Ellen

  Most of us love our mums and are reasonably confident that our children love us too – even when they’re being ungrateful little rats who don’t see why they should put their own soiled clothing in the laundry basket. After all we are mothers every day of the year, not the one where we […]

Filed Under: things I learned from my children today Tagged With: boys, family, gin, humour, in my life, in the world, Mother's Day, mums, parenting, rant

Why middle-aged women make the best spies

March 24, 2017 By Ellen

James Bond’s time is up, MI5 has come to its senses.    British spy bosses have announced that they’re keen to recruit more middle-aged women to the ranks of the intelligence agencies. More? It’s hard to see where they might fit among the well-cut suits, rippling biceps and broodingly mysterious strangers. Do you notice many […]

Filed Under: disguise, espionage, humour, James Bond, joke, MI5, mothers, news, other things I have learned, spies Tagged With: humour, middle age, spies, women

Things women are supposed to like but don’t really

March 9, 2017 By Ellen

My son – I’ll bet you don’t give a hoot Years ago I had a boyfriend whose mother used to feed me ice cream, gallons of it. I learned to greet each huge bowl of vanilla with convincing enthusiasm as I slurped it down. I can’t remember where it started, but she believed I adored […]

Filed Under: 50 Shades of Gray, Brad Pitt, children, ice cream, kittens, men, other things I have learned, puppies, women Tagged With: children, cup cakes, feminism, humour, ice cream, Review, vagina, women

What’s been going on this week

March 3, 2017 By Ellen

March already and I’m still picking pine needles from between the floorboards. Best thing to do for World Book Day? … buy a book and read it It’s World Book Day today and all over the country parents are tearing their hair out at the unreasonable costume demands this causes. Mercifully, the head teacher at […]

Filed Under: boys, family, other things I have learned, things I learned from my children today Tagged With: boys, creative writing, feminism, Glasgow, humour, in my life, MLitt, on my mind, writing

Change, Change, Change… Change of Life

February 24, 2017 By Ellen

What happens when you trap almost 500 middle-aged women into a confined space for a couple of hours? Wherever you are on the oestrogen spectrum, you’d be inclined to think that the outcome would be, to say the least, tetchy. Especially if some of the women had had their gin confiscated. But you’d be wrong. […]

Filed Under: other things I have learned, review Tagged With: Beacon, feminism, Greenock, heat, hormones, humour, in my life, menopause, My Life, Review, something happened in my world, song, Theatre, women

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