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Scottish summertime health warning

June 25, 2019 By Ellen

School’s out. The sun’s out. The sky is blue. Birds are singing. Scotland’s tabloid journalists are rushing to tell us which exotic place it’s hotter than. (I just asked the Panther and it’s Morocco apparently. The streets are athrong with citizens enjoying the warm – like being on holiday, only you have to go to […]

Filed Under: My Life, The World, Uncategorized Tagged With: health, humour, My Life, Scotland, summer, The World

Shoe horns and ready salted crisps – things I’ve learned from getting older

May 6, 2019 By Ellen

Actually, it’s just one thing. It’s OK to change your mind. There’s something in those unquestionable lessons of life that seem to say know your self, decide who you are and – most importantly – stick with it. Like, choosing your career before you are old enough to drive, or whether or not you’re homosexual […]

Filed Under: family, other things I have learned Tagged With: ageing, creative writing, crisps, decisions, feminism, humour, in my life, in the world, shoe horn, things I've learned, unconditional love

The power of new words and why we need more

March 15, 2019 By Ellen

Without Shakespeare, there would be no managers, no swagger, no addiction, nothing bedazzling, new-fangled or gloomy. And these are just a few of the words he invented. There’s nothing new about neologisms. We’re always coming up with a word for something we need to talk about. Freakshakes, fat-bergs, manspaining, covfefe, floordrobes and hygge, for example. […]

Filed Under: other things I have learned, review Tagged With: advice, desire paths, humour, in my life, in the world, linguistics, neologism, words, writing

What manners can make, coming untied and a half-empty moment. Things I learned.

March 4, 2019 By Ellen

It’s been an educational few days. Here’s what I learned: As a parent, manners aren’t always what you want. This morning’s dull commute was considerably enlivened by the presence of an appealing and articulate toddler chatting to his mother about grapes, tractors and the understandable excitement of being on a railway train. And then it […]

Filed Under: boys, family, other things I have learned, things I learned from my children today Tagged With: Alva, busy weekend, children, Glasgow, humour, in my life, milk, murder, My Life, Ochils, overheard, shoe, sons, walk

Night manoeuvres, book choices and shower of criticism, things l’ve learned lately.

February 27, 2019 By Ellen

How to bring an edge of thrill and novelty to a perfectly ordinary walk. This one’s simple – just do it in the dark in the company of quite a lot of cub scouts. A wee variation on the usual Wednesday gathering made especially good because of the company. I also learned that it turns […]

Filed Under: boys, family, other things I have learned Tagged With: baby shower, books, boys, children, family, George Saunders, humour, in my life, in the world, Lincoln in the Bardo, Meghan Markle, reading, scouts

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